Definitions by Stapleized

Platypoctopus 

A mix between a platypus and an octopus. Nobody knows, nor cares how this abomination was created. It has the head of a platypus, and the body of an octopus (tentacles).

Guy1: Hey Guy2! Look what I found! A platypoctopus!
Guy2: Thats a dildo.

Platypoctopus by Stapleized June 2, 2022