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A Platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a retarded goat. The Platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken Pictionary.
Ivan tried to draw a goat, but he's an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a Platycorn.
by Platycornicopius March 29, 2016
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