PLATYPOCRYPHAL

Something that is apocryphal - "of dubious veracity or authenticity" - like a platypus, but then also like the platypus, turns out actually to be real, but super weird.
The rumors that Mitch's girlfriend was one of a set of conjoined triplets turned out to be platypocryphal -- unbelievable, but true.
by Heather454 July 12, 2017
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Juantanemo

A guy named Juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution.
"That guy Juan is cute... is he single?" "Who, you mean Juantanemo? If you're smart, you'll steer clear of that whole disaster."
by Heather454 July 12, 2017
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