plattner 

This Name originalli comes from a greek love good. It used to mean god of love or love making. However in the 1700 the name resurfaced in a whorehous in Süd-Tirol and was since known as an insult. Meaning being worthless.

You are such a Plattner!

plattner by Maxfarcher April 22, 2024

Plattner

One who has an overwhelming amount of abundance but still unapologetically takes advantage of those less fortunate.

Person one; “ last week when we were in Daltons 75 foot yacht, he told us he was almost done with the new apartment building he’s building”

Person two “ damn, doesn’t he already own 11 apartment buildings and 9 car dealerships?”

Person One “ Yeah and don’t forget that his family is old money from the Decker side of the black and Decler fortune! Anyway he said that the place where they make money in those building is that they advertise at 3/5 the lowest comp. For other units in that building”

Person two “ wow that’s great they really give back to the community like that?!?”

Person one “ No, he said that first they get tenants at or above market value. Then they put new adds up with Nom-Regundable 50 application Fees and cut the price so “poor people” who “ can’t afford lawyer” and just tell them they were not selected and pocket the money.”

Person two “ Wow! What a bunch Plattners “

Plattner by CallMESavage October 11, 2026

Cincinnati Platter 

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

Cincinnati Platter by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010

platterclaw 

To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient

Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.

platterclaw by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012

Paki-platter

A paki-platter consists of a shawarma (sandwich-like wrap of shaved lamb, goat, chicken, turkey or beef) accompanied by rice, potatoes, tabouleh, tahini, hummus or any other Arab side-dishes. Now being a fast-food staple all across the world, the main course of the paki-platter has the distinction of being served with a lot of garlic sauce. Therefore, anyone who eats a paki-platter will temporarily have a condition called "garlic breath".

"Hey Dude, I'm hungry, let's go get some paki-platters."

"Dude, your breath reeks of garlic...did you just eat a paki-platter?"

"Wow, this lemon kush gave me the munchies. I think I'll go eat a paki-platter."

Paki-platter by jsgee07 October 6, 2011

poopoo platter 

Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.

Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!

poopoo platter by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Pittsburgh Platter 

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me

Pittsburgh Platter by Anonymous February 13, 2003