Plathy 

When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures

Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.

Plathy by SickCantt February 17, 2022

Plathy 

When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures.

Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.

Plathy by SickCantt February 17, 2022

platygaean 

Platygaean is a fancy word for a Flat Earther. Platygaeanism was a fringe interest until the 2010s, when it suddenly started getting massive amounts of media coverage and funding. Which was highly convenient as the Flat Earth meme is useful for damning any alternative thought by association. Platygaean sounds far more sophisticated than "Flat Earther", so next time anyone calls you one for thinking for yourself, tell them they're not using the proper term.

You don't agree with everything the government tells you - you must be a platygaean and tin foil hat wearer.

platygaean by RayBidd March 29, 2022

perry the platypus 

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.

guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”

perry the platypus by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020

platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.

1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"

platypustime by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010

perry the platypus 

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da

Curse you perry the platypus!!!

perry the platypus by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011

platey 

An aluminum boat. Typically trailer size made of plate aluminum not some shiity pressed hull with no stringers a.k.a "a tinny".

Mate: " Should take the platey over to the boat club next week."
Mate 2: " Fuck yeah, well go bottom bashing for snapper out the front then come back and get hammered at the boat club"

platey by Ceeee February 21, 2015