Plastified 

When a human bieng begins to alter varies body parts by means of plastic surgery, giving them an appearance that is unnatural.

Dude, Why are all the Kardashians looking so plastified lately?

Plastified by Peruvian Princess April 15, 2021

pisstified 

The state of being completely pissed off at someone, and yet also mystified at how that person can possibly be that excruciatingly upsetting, socially inappropriate and clueless to their affect on the world.

Ex: I am completely pisstified at my boss for asking me to clean out the refrigerator that is filled with black mold.

pisstified by alohadice June 4, 2014

blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.

Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.

blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

Plasticed 

When a girl frys a dude, cause shes a stuck up plastic.

Heather made fun of Matt so bad, that the entire school was making fun of him, therefore Heather plasticed Matt.

Plasticed by Nomar2311 July 7, 2010

Partified

Its the same meaning as the word "Classified" but only relating to parties

G:So what did u do at that party?
B:Thats Partified information.

Partified by Zack Melvin April 6, 2008

Pisstified 

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

Pisstified by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

pastafied 

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

pastafied by Aqxer June 6, 2014