Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009

Plant Pussy

Slang term for a bouquet of flowers.

Afron hoped his gift of plant pussy would get him to second base...

by Tempest Lefavre July 7, 2010

Pussy Plant

Pussy Plant, (pus-ee plan-te) a pussy plant is similar to a dick tree, it is a female vagina with some sort of plant instantly growing out of it, many times, pussy plants are mistaken for two things, very hairy pubic hairs, or a female with a penis. Be warned, pussy plants must be watered and trimmed daily.

Woah, Celena has a large penis!" "No that's just her pussy plant

by RaymondAbid November 22, 2011

Plant Eating Pussy

A Vegetarian

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."

by anonymous July 30, 2023

Pussy Plan

An inherent benefit of working a job that deals with things that women fawn over, which in turn aids in the process of sleeping with them.

While not technically considered to be an official benefit such as health care, dental, and paid vacations, the Pussy Plan is an extremely valuable bonus aspect of any line of work that crosses into a woman's realm of sentiment.

Jeremy: Your job comes with a Pussy Plan, doesn't it?
George: Yeah man, my job at the animal shelter is a chick magnet. Every girl with a soft spot for animals automatically opens her spot for my dick!

by doggystyle789 January 13, 2010

Destroy my pussy not my planet

To destroy someones pussy instead of our planet.

hey! destroy my pussy not my planet!

by bloody hoe December 14, 2019

Throwing that pussy down both pant legs.

This is a southern expression. This term is used to describe a women is extremely sexually active and open to having sex with anyone.

She down to give it to anybody, she throwing that pussy down both pant legs.

by T-Honey Smoke & Trice May 7, 2019