God's Plant 

Slang for weed, ganja etc...

hey man have you ever tried god's plant?

God's Plant by LeoLives January 1, 2010

Jessica's Plant 

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

Jessica's Plant by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

Jessica's Plant 

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

Jessica's Plant by Bex Belling June 11, 2024

Go home and plant sweet potatoes 

Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.

Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.

Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.

Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!

Go home and plant sweet potatoes by dreamboy14 July 1, 2010

plant some corn

Another way of saying you have to poop

After an extended lunch at the all you can eat buffet, Amy made her way into the bathroom to plant some corn

plant some corn by Allinballsout June 21, 2017

Plant shit

1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.

2. Any drug derived from plants.

3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).

Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).

Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !

Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).

--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006

~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD

~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.

Plant shit by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

plant sex 

It is when plants have sex like bushes trees flowers. The male plant penetrates the female plant resulting in a big mess...plant sex

plant sex is fun for the whole family

plant sex by im god6666666666666 June 16, 2014