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Plank Wank 

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
Plank Wank by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
Words you can keep

Plank Wank 

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
Plank Wank by ThyReginator November 26, 2017

plank wank 

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.
i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.
plank wank by Tim August 7, 2003

plank wank 

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels
plank wank by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Plank Wank 

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank
You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank
Plank Wank by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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