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Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.
Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.
by lady killaz January 20, 2016
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wacker plunk

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.
Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.
by JAJman69 January 23, 2010
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