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Planetshite

A rework of the word 'Planetside' - A suck ass game that you have to pay for just to talk to a couple of nerds and watch as your computer goes as slow as shit afterwards.
Man, get off of planetshite you nerd!
No! Its 'meh' life! Yuo am teh n00bzor!!!11
by suxor September 14, 2004
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Planetside

Quite possibly the most under-rated game of all time. Due to a clunky interface and system requirements that very few people could meet in May of 2003(When the game was released) it did not catch on as planned.

Those lucky few who knew of this game and had rigs that could run it, got to enjoy the worlds only (and best) MMOFPS... until BFRs came out and ruined the whole fucking game. (Thanks Sony!)

Now relegated to the annals of 'Great Games ruined by arrogant pricks who had the gall to tell the player base what they wanted rather than listening to them' history.

Oh yeah, and if you sucked at PS there was always WoW.
Planetside Noob: OMG the MCG/Jackhammer/Lasher needs a nerf!!1

Everyone else: Go play WoW then ya noob!
by StabbyTheClown February 26, 2009
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Planetside

The Worlds ONLY MMOFPS Sci-Fi Game, choose your empire and fight in a never ending war. For Land, For Power, For Ever!
OMG Those Fishhead n00bs are fightning us when the Elmo's are taking Amerish!

Mike33 : "Lo m8's,,,we needa saave me,,mum,,,Americh,,gogogo"
by BeetleJuice101 December 30, 2004
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Planetside

PlanetSide is a FPSMRPG, a first of it's kind. Wildly misunderstud by UT and Quake3 migrants, everyone thought it would be all common pool weapons and a 5000 player FPS server. Little did they know that common knowledge, common sense, and a little bit of tactical analysis was needed to actually win. Many players whined and only a few good players remained.
All the TR players whine about the Jackhammer, but that's cause it's a point and click instant kill. All the NC whine about the stryker rocket, but that's because it's too easy to kill whith, and all the VS whine about their magriders because they can't run over every soldier on the field anymore because physics were implimented on an anti-gravitational hovertank with an oversized hitbox. Go figure.
by raZe November 8, 2003
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Planetside

A MMoFPS or Massivly Multiplayer Online First person shooter. *phew*

Basically, the concept is to use tactics to take control of the planet of Auraxis. You choose which Empire out of three to join.
Terran Republic: We blow shit up. (Inaccurate but fast rate of fire weaponry)
New Conglomerate: Vive la rebellion. (Powerful weaponry but innacurate and not as fast as TR)
Vanu Soverignty: Pzzzaappp! (Laser weaponry, 'nuff said).
www.planetside.com
"Hey man, wanna play some planetside?"
"Cool, but can you bring your snipe stuff and I'll cover you with Anti-Veichular?"
"Schweet".
by Rory December 19, 2004
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Planetside 2

A New FPS where the main goal is not die every 30 seconds. Oh, and also use tanks to run over people and shoot at aircraft, hoping to land a hit, but missing every time.
I am gonna mess those guys up! Oh. Shit. I'm dead. *Ragequit Planetside 2*
by kab355 February 1, 2014
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Planetside

Planetisde rocks.


-Zlayer
by Zlayer November 16, 2003
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