Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.

“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”

Planck fuck by TT126 July 1, 2025

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FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.

Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.

FUCK PLANK by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008

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plankfuck

Sex where, usually the partner on top, is in a plank position. The bottom partner can be in any position underneath and any hole or area can be being penetrated: mouth, anus, vagina, breasts. The key is that this action also doubles as an intentional intensive core and ab workout for one or both partners.

Damn, my abs are looking ripped after all that plankfucking last night. I’m skipping my core workout at the gym today!

plankfuck by Sheilalee July 17, 2018

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planckfuck

noun
the smallest measurable unit of a fuck.

not a single planckfuck was given that day

planckfuck by slashterix July 13, 2012

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complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

complete fucking plank by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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