Planck fuck

The smallest possible unit of giving a fuck—an indivisible quantum of concern. Analogous to the Planck length in physics, it's the theoretical minimum amount of care one can give before it ceases to exist entirely.

“I don’t give a single Planck fuck what you think.”
“That’s a Planck fuck less than I gave yesterday.”
“Somewhere between zero and a Planck fuck is where my interest resides.”

Planck fuck by TT126 July 1, 2025

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FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.

Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.

FUCK PLANK by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008

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plankfuck

Sex where, usually the partner on top, is in a plank position. The bottom partner can be in any position underneath and any hole or area can be being penetrated: mouth, anus, vagina, breasts. The key is that this action also doubles as an intentional intensive core and ab workout for one or both partners.

Damn, my abs are looking ripped after all that plankfucking last night. I’m skipping my core workout at the gym today!

plankfuck by Sheilalee July 17, 2018

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planckfuck

noun
the smallest measurable unit of a fuck.

not a single planckfuck was given that day

planckfuck by slashterix July 13, 2012

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complete fucking plank

A phrase used to describe someone that has just done/said somthing so stupid, you'd think it's not possible

G. W. Bush: They misunderestimate me
Tony Blair: You complete fucking plank!!

complete fucking plank by the lad sat down June 14, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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