So drunk that one required medical attention.
Example: "That Dude is plamasted! Someone needs to call 911 after we hide all this booze!"
Example: "That Dude is plamasted! Someone needs to call 911 after we hide all this booze!"
by AlmostMe January 1, 2012
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To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
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Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
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Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 2, 2010
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Mitchell the fucking Dick had a big pussy cat in his mouth
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude
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This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
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(pronounced play - sted) (wasted with play in front)
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