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Plaisted 

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
Plaisted by LJP16 December 2, 2010
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Plaisted 

The greatest woman you will ever know or see. You see you will instantly fall in love with her
She is from heaven
Hey, You see plaisted over there
Plaisted by Remmer Brynn I'm serious September 26, 2018

plaisted 

A person that says "DIIIIIICK" alot, and has spikey hair, also tells alot of bullshit stories about Jolleys, and Bum RIshe's Russ.
1) Damn that Plaisted tells some bullshit!
2) Woah, watch that PLaisted Bum Rush Russ!
3) DIIIIIIICK
plaisted by Chay June 4, 2003

Plaisted 

The most awesome guy that ever lived! Unfortunately, no girls realize this :(
But he makes up for it through his love of politics.
Hey, do you know Plaisted?
Yeah, I voted for him!
Plaisted by plaisted February 24, 2010

Mitchell Plaisted 

A fucking boss but he can be a dick sometimes hes got a tiny tweeter and his piss is orange sometimes but his shit is FUCKING PURPLE its so weird
Mitchell the fucking Dick had a big pussy cat in his mouth
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude

twin plaited pigtails 

Hair braided into two braids
Her sandy hair was pulled back into twin plaited pigtails, each tied with a bright-red ribbon.
A combo-word that slurs out of one's mouth when one is extremely crunk. They want to say that they are plastered and blasted at the same time but say both at the same time.

This is usually followed by "I luvvvvvv youuuuu..."
OMG, I only had 5 long island ice teas and I got totally plasted !
plasted by QuesoNowWhatJen October 18, 2008
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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