PITA Bread

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Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.

"Yeah, the tips were fine, but the customers were dicks, so it was all PITA Bread."

PITA Bread by Orcasisla August 1, 2008

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pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

pita bread by craigahman December 9, 2008

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pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

pita bread by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023

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Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

Pita Bread Tits by VCFL September 19, 2016

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Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

Pita bread tits by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

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Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

Pita Bread tits by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

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Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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