Definitions by Rockslinga

Pita bread dick 

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Pita Bread Balls 

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

Pita Bread Balls by Rockslinga September 20, 2016