A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.
When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass
“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”
a freind of mine who usually goes by the name razza. but he has a strange if not disturbing obssession with being the master of pigs, this obviously is a very strange habit and if you ever see the nerdy little fargot on enemy territory smash his punk-assed little special ops face into the ground for he is in fact not a master of the pigs..... but an arsemaster