This is the king of all, the maddest of mads, and the insanest of insane.
Most admire this type of person.
Most admire this type of person.
by CrazyKid ! May 20, 2008
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When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
by snaildude December 18, 2010
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A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006
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(verb)
Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.
(see also: Fisting)
(verb)
Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.
(see also: Fisting)
Him: So, how do you like to get fisted?
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.
by PureTea January 9, 2023
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