Pisto King 

This is the king of all, the maddest of mads, and the insanest of insane.

Most admire this type of person.

"Did you see Theo kick that guys teeth out on saturday?"

"Yeah ! He izza 'Pisto King' ;D "

Pisto King by CrazyKid ! May 20, 2008

Pistoling 

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

Pistoling by snaildude December 18, 2010

Pistoling 

A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.

Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?

Pistoling by EvilLilElmo May 4, 2006

Pistoning 

piss-ton-ing
(verb)

Rapid back and forth motion contained within the ass (closed first or otherwise) without removing the hand.

(see also: Fisting)

Him: So, how do you like to get fisted?
Me: Pistoning is my favourite! Piston my hole so fast until I cum without jerking off.

Pistoning by PureTea January 9, 2023