pisto 

a general term for an alcholic beverage (usually beer)

Lets go to the market and buy some pisto

pisto by amazing Larry December 4, 2003

pisto 

a general term for an alcholic beverage

Let's go to the market and buy some pisto

pisto by amazing Larry December 4, 2003

pisto 

1. Mexican for an alcoholic drink, normally strong alcohol like tequila, mezcal or charanda.

2. Buzz

3. Used as an adjective for heavy drinkers.

See also "Pistear" (v. to drink alcohol)

"Me apendejo con pisto; p'andar bravo y listo" (I get wasted with alcohol; to be courageous and ready)

"Despues de unas caguamas nos chingamos un pisto-rrin" After some beers we drunk some buzz

"Ese guey andaba bien pisto" That dude was very drunk

pisto by mynystry September 25, 2006

pisto 

a central american term for money.

hey Alex do you any pisto to buy the food?

pisto by Abraham Gutierrez September 25, 2006

Pisto 

Old(2 weeks or more) 32oz of beer(busch,Mickey)

ay Carnal pass me the Pisto

Pisto by Iggie August 2, 2003

Pisto King 

This is the king of all, the maddest of mads, and the insanest of insane.

Most admire this type of person.

"Did you see Theo kick that guys teeth out on saturday?"

"Yeah ! He izza 'Pisto King' ;D "

Pisto King by CrazyKid ! May 20, 2008

O_Pisto

a.k.a Oscar Pistorius someone

1. When you're girlfriend has made plans for the evening, not knowing that you have already made other plans. She tries to convince you to cancel and do what she wants, but you shoot her down (figurative).

2.To shoot your girlfriend with a gun while comfortably seated (literal).

She bought Maroon 5 tickets for the same night i got these tickets for the Lakers game. I had to O_Pisto that!

Fifteen hours in the office and all i wanted was a hot meal. I came home and there was no meal so I reclined on the couch completely famished. I was ticked off I O_Pisto'd her.

O_Pisto by Slash_McGurt February 20, 2013