Pissypotamus 

When someone wakes up in a bad mood!

Go back to bed you pissypotamus!

Pissypotamus by Derreck's Girl September 15, 2010

pussopotamus 

An obese mammal that has been mentally castrated by a woman of questionable morality. Not to be confused with pussy-whipped, where the aforementioned mammal actually gets pussy.

"I can't believe that pussopotamus let her draw all over him while he was sleeping and didn't have the nerve to retaliate."

The pussopotamus may sleep over at her house, but he sleeps at the foot of the bed.

pussopotamus by Kleg Baggins March 11, 2010

Pisspotomus 

A person that excessivly Pisses themselves, either in bed or their pants.

Oh My Gawd, Your brother is such a Pisspotomus, ewe he passed out again and wet his bed.

Pisspotomus by LocoSnowman April 24, 2009

Pussapotamus 

A rather large, discusting, stretched out vagina that smells like a swamp. It usually is located on a fat, sluttly bitch. It often has greasy pubes that gathers filth.

Alec's pussapotamus is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

Pussapotamus by Saints SUCK September 10, 2010

Pussypotimus 

Adjective, a law enforcement officer who

acts like a bad ass. The truth however is that this obese glass jawed bitch is the first to call for back up. Usually the K9 officer. He is also a conniving fuck that sets people up to satisfy his own personal narcissistic needs.

The pussypotimus arrived at the scene.
He released his dog on the unarmed geriatric man,but only after he knew no back up was coming.

Pussypotimus by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019