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When you're mad or not okay with something.
Dude I'm so pisst right now.
pisst by 091102 July 7, 2016
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Pisst Yute

A 'mod' or crazy swaggy guy. This guy is definitely the cool one.
Yea you're a pisst yute.
Pisst Yute by Shark boys February 17, 2026

Molly Piss 

British slang, originating in Plymouth, Devon, it means an ineffectual male. The epithet also implies that the recipient is also moronic impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is believed to derive from the expression 'not worth a Molly's piss', where Molly or Mollie was a slang name for a prostitute. So a Molly Piss is someone who is not worth a prostitute’s piss, meaning that they are of no account or totally worthless.
“Mark’s all uptight and emotional because Terry pointed out a fundamental error in his figures, says he’s going to resign because he can’t take the constant criticism.”
“What a molly piss!”
Molly Piss by AKACroatalin June 5, 2015

piss in the wind 

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.
I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.
piss in the wind by oceancats April 5, 2017

Pisstits 

A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.
Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
Pisstits by Beejyging December 4, 2012

piss blood 

An insult used to wish someone to quite literally, piss out blood, as if they have a symptom or illness which causes them to.

Similar to 'get cancer' or 'die'
A: Why are you always alone, nerd?
B: Go piss blood.
piss blood by davidhaselov April 1, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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