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Pisscunt 

PissCunt

Another word for demagogue but not requiring the condition of political context.
The dirty pig broke the suspects constitutional rights and is now whacking the ball and hoping to make par by finding something to charge him with in his trunk. what a pisscunt.
Pisscunt by SlagHammer December 27, 2014

pisspuppy 

A retarded, ego-centric individual who craves attention at any level. Commonly applied to someone who always loses arguments, yet feels constrained to continue participation and subsequent destruction. Like their namesake, an abused puppy who knows nothing but maltreatment, than cannot help themselves.
pisspuppy by his ex-wife April 5, 2010

Piss cup 

A plastic cup. One places this cup in a urinal and proceeds to piss in it. Usually done with the homies in a big group.
I'm a lawyer. You pissed in the cup.
Les will have to clean up the piss cup.
Let's bring cups to the toilet so we can do the daily piss cup routine.
Piss cup by George.McD May 3, 2019

Pisscuse 

The often lame explaination that you use when someone identifies you as talking to them on your mobile phone whilst peeing.
Caller; So, if we lower the price by around a third we can get to .......
Customer; Sorry, but why is your voice so echoey? And what's that splashing sound?
Caller; Oh ...... I'm calling from a carpark ..... and that's a fountain in the background ... of the carpark
Customer; Sounds like a pisscuse to me; I'm now going to cancel your multi million dollar order
Pisscuse by El Craigo April 14, 2008

Pisscutter 

Some thing particularly impressive. An exclamation.
Jeez, I had a pisscutter of a day, that mongrel growth finally dropped off!
Pisscutter by ColF July 6, 2006

Pisscutter 

Piss - as in "a constant stream of urine"
Cutter - as in "a device that can physically bisect an object"

When you put these words together, you get: "a device that can physically bisect a constant stream of urine" - a "pisscutter" so to speak.

This word was first uttered in Schreiber, Ontario and is used to describe the sheer awesomeness of something. It can be an idea, an object, a time in history, etc...to refer to a subject as being (a) pisscutter is to say that it is so awesome that it can actually perform the impossible act of cutting a stream of piss.

** Do NOT confuse "Piscutter" word with "Turdcutter"!! **
Usage:

ME: "Is that your new car, Joe?"
JOE: "Yeah, it's pretty pisscutter, eh?"
ME: "Well, it is pretty sweet...I don't know if I would call it pisscutter."
JOE: "So what would YOU consider pisscutter?"
ME: "Your mom's turdcutter..."

and so on.....
Pisscutter by Me - as in "not you" February 26, 2010