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Pissballs 

When an older mans penis has shrunk but his balls have become larger and saggier than ever and you piss on them when you sit down to pee.
This happens when you have a weak piss stream, to overcome that you need a good initial pee blast so the urine doesn't drip down your ballsack and then lastly and sadly into the toilet bowl.
This is when you have "Pissballs".
It's sad enough that I sit down to pee but it's very humiliating when I piss on my own balls when I don't use enough pressure to shoot out a strong stream into the toilet bowl.
I experience pissballs at least once a week.
Pissballs by S. S. D. September 9, 2022
Words you can keep

pissballing 

Incorrect and or inadequately failing to achieve.
The locksmith failed to install a secure 5 metre lock, he was just pissballing about.
pissballing by FABARM January 17, 2018

Possiballs 

The medical phenomenon in which one may or may not have a pair of testicles. Usually referring to a woman with questionable sexual organs. Usually one should stay clear of such a case, though it is not contagious. Not to be confused with click.
John:"She's pretty hott, but I think she may have a case of Possiballs."

Donaldo:"Possibly"
Possiballs by lilnette1032 March 3, 2011

Pisstall whipped 

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
Pisstall whipped by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

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Pussballs 

1. When your testicles come in contact with a vagina. This is almost always achieved when the the male penetrates the females vagina as deeply as he can, so that his scrotum comes in contact with the vagina.

This can also be known as going "balls deep".

2. An insult to a male. See chickenshit.
1.1) "Ugh, I really should go shower. I've had pussballs for three days now."

1.2) "Hey there, pussballs! Have a good time last night?"

2.1) "Hey pussballs, I heard you backed out from the fight with that 9th grader!"

2.2) "I dare you to do it, pussballs!"
Pussballs by Figroti January 24, 2009

pissball snaps 

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid
" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"
pissball snaps by Sampson3436 August 20, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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