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Pissballs 

When an older mans penis has shrunk but his balls have become larger and saggier than ever and you piss on them when you sit down to pee.
This happens when you have a weak piss stream, to overcome that you need a good initial pee blast so the urine doesn't drip down your ballsack and then lastly and sadly into the toilet bowl.
This is when you have "Pissballs".
It's sad enough that I sit down to pee but it's very humiliating when I piss on my own balls when I don't use enough pressure to shoot out a strong stream into the toilet bowl.
I experience pissballs at least once a week.
Pissballs by S. S. D. September 9, 2022
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pissballing 

Incorrect and or inadequately failing to achieve.
The locksmith failed to install a secure 5 metre lock, he was just pissballing about.
pissballing by FABARM January 17, 2018

Possiballs 

The medical phenomenon in which one may or may not have a pair of testicles. Usually referring to a woman with questionable sexual organs. Usually one should stay clear of such a case, though it is not contagious. Not to be confused with click.
John:"She's pretty hott, but I think she may have a case of Possiballs."

Donaldo:"Possibly"
Possiballs by lilnette1032 March 3, 2011

Pisstall whipped 

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
Pisstall whipped by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

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Pussballs 

1. When your testicles come in contact with a vagina. This is almost always achieved when the the male penetrates the females vagina as deeply as he can, so that his scrotum comes in contact with the vagina.

This can also be known as going "balls deep".

2. An insult to a male. See chickenshit.
1.1) "Ugh, I really should go shower. I've had pussballs for three days now."

1.2) "Hey there, pussballs! Have a good time last night?"

2.1) "Hey pussballs, I heard you backed out from the fight with that 9th grader!"

2.2) "I dare you to do it, pussballs!"
Pussballs by Figroti January 24, 2009

pissball snaps 

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid
" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"
pissball snaps by Sampson3436 August 20, 2011