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Pissbating 

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.
Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

pinballing 

The act of bumping into walls en route to your destination like a game of pinball. Usually induced by massive quantities of alcohol and often precedes the act of calling dinosaurs.
Check it out, Keur is pinballing again. Get him a bucket.
pinballing by fatlipper February 6, 2010

Pinballing 

A common occurrence frequently seen at social gatherings. When you are intoxicated to the point where you are still able to stand but when attempting to ambulate you ricochet off one item and are redirected toward another. This pattern typically continues till you are no longer upright or you have ricochet into an object that has provided support ie: chair, friend, pole etc.
I was so lit, all I remember was pinballing through the crowd while everyone was watching the band.

Four or five shots of this and you’ll be pinballing your way to the bathroom.

Check out that girl, she’s freakin pinballing off of everyone on the dance floor.

Dude, you don’t want to be the guy in the video who pinballed right into the pool... have some coffee.
Pinballing by TwoTzus July 14, 2018

Pinballing 

When 3 or more, typically male, bullies gang up on one boy to take turns kicking him in the balls in rapid succession.
He was sent to the nurses office after a round of pinballing.
Pinballing by NerdKnight August 16, 2020

pinballing 

The act of a girl "bouncing" from one guy to another, then to another, and another, and back again to any guy previously encountered, in an erratic and unpredictable matter similar to that of a pinball bouncing off objects and scoring points with each bounce in a pinball machine, and with the purpose of finding a guy to "hook up with" at the end of the night. Each encounter is relatively short-lived and involves flirting, dancing, making out, drinking, etc.

The ability to pinball increases in very crowded bars or clubs wherein the ratio of guys to girls is extremely high. Often, the destination for a night of pinballing is pre-selected by a girl and her girl friend(s) based on previous success at that destination. The act is usually accompanied by a feeling of giddiness due to the plethora of options, the thrill of the unknown outcome and the night's combined adventures. The act is also often induced by the consumption of excessive quantities of alcohol.
The club was packed with hotties, and my girl friend and I were pinballing all night long.
pinballing by bittersweetie May 3, 2011

Pinballing 

The sound of two ballsacks clapping when two men scissor each other
You guys think you're cool scissoring each other, but Matt and I scissored each other so hard last night we started pinballing.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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