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piso mojado 

spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
piso mojado by the22ice April 24, 2005
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piso mojado 

Could mean just about anything you want it to mean. Usuauly a greeting like "what's up?" or an insult like "go fuck yourself" depending on context. In reality is the spanish translation of Wet Floor, but sounds like whatever you want it to sound like.
Friend 1: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: Piso Mojado man.

Enemy 1: Dick!
Enemy 2: Hey, Piso Mojado.
piso mojado by ChevVetteC6 December 19, 2005

Piso Mojado 

The yellow caution sign you put on the floor after a sloppy Slovakian Traffic Cone to reduce liability for slip-and-falls.
Safety Tip: If you're done coning, kindly place the Piso Mojado nearby.
Piso Mojado by hew-more-us January 12, 2023

piso majado 

spanish for wet floor
when Jack goes to the toilet we have piso majado.
piso majado by SS04 June 29, 2009
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