hew-more-us's definitions

Piso Mojado

The yellow caution sign you put on the floor after a sloppy Slovakian Traffic Cone to reduce liability for slip-and-falls.

Safety Tip: If you're done coning, kindly place the Piso Mojado nearby.

by hew-more-us January 12, 2023

Woofied

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

by hew-more-us December 31, 2022