Pirate Shit

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When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

Pirate Shit by JesseIU May 12, 2015

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pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

pirate shit by qazsdf October 19, 2010

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Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

Shit Pirate by Douches November 25, 2004

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pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

pirateship by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

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pirateship whisky

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

pirateship whisky by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

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pirateship

When you're not in a full relationship with the opposite sex, but it's also stronger than a friendship.

Person A- " Are you in a relationship with Jacob?"

Person B- "No"

Person A- "Oh, so you're just friends?"

Person B- "Well, no not really"

Person A- So it's a relationship?"

Person B- "No, actually it's a pirateship"

pirateship by GabriellaStoker December 9, 2009

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Saskatchewan Pirateship

A popular sex position involving at least 7 people. Popularized by Twitch streamer F1NN5TER, where 6 males stand in a boat formation, with penises sticking out. 1 facing forward, 1 backward, and 4 in the middle, 2 facing port, 2 facing starboard. The person in the middle has their way with everyone from behind.

The Saskatchewan Pirateship is a sex position where 6 people get used by the captain in the middle.

Saskatchewan Pirateship by Saskatchewanian October 9, 2026

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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