Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 11, 2015

pirate shit

the smelly brown stuff that comes out a pirates ass

dude did you see the pirate shit on the boat?

sure did crazy stuff isn't it!!

by qazsdf October 17, 2010

Shit Pirate

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"

by Douches November 25, 2004