pirateship 

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

pirateship by Total Penetration June 7, 2005

pirateship 

When you're not in a full relationship with the opposite sex, but it's also stronger than a friendship.

Person A- " Are you in a relationship with Jacob?"

Person B- "No"

Person A- "Oh, so you're just friends?"

Person B- "Well, no not really"

Person A- So it's a relationship?"

Person B- "No, actually it's a pirateship"

pirateship by GabriellaStoker December 9, 2009

pirateship whisky 

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

pirateship whisky by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

Saskatchewan Pirateship

A popular sex position involving at least 7 people. Popularized by Twitch streamer F1NN5TER, where 6 males stand in a boat formation, with penises sticking out. 1 facing forward, 1 backward, and 4 in the middle, 2 facing port, 2 facing starboard. The person in the middle has their way with everyone from behind.

The Saskatchewan Pirateship is a sex position where 6 people get used by the captain in the middle.

Saskatchewan Pirateship by Saskatchewanian October 9, 2026

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples 

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples by BujuArena October 10, 2018

Rat on a Pirate Ship 

Going with the flow... #nostress

Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

Rat on a Pirate Ship by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship 

An amazing sexual position that requires balance and precision. The woman puts her hands on the floor while you lift her legs onto either side of your body, finally raise her legs like a sail and give her the rambone while you walk her around the room.

I met her up in Boston at the wood shed and gave her the Wheelbarrow pirate ship.

Wheelbarrow Pirate Ship by Drifting Nomad January 13, 2009