Definitions by JesseIU

SharkTanked 

A way of breaking up with someone based on the tv show Shark Tank.

Girl: I don’t appreciate how you treat me, I don’t care for your personality, and I want to spend more time with my friends.... and for those reasons, I’m out!

Guy: Wait, did I just get SharkTanked?

SharkTanked by JesseIU June 27, 2019

Pirate Shit 

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

Pirate Shit by JesseIU May 12, 2015

Porcelain Sauna 

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

Porcelain Sauna by JesseIU July 13, 2010