When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.
Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.
by JesseIU May 11, 2015
Girl: I don’t appreciate how you treat me, I don’t care for your personality, and I want to spend more time with my friends.... and for those reasons, I’m out!
Guy: Wait, did I just get SharkTanked?
Guy: Wait, did I just get SharkTanked?
by JesseIU June 28, 2019
Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010