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Pirate Monkey 

It is a person who constantly steels another persons items unknowingly.
"Willma, quit jacking my lighter, you damn Pirate Monkey!"
Pirate Monkey by Kyle Sanchez April 10, 2007

pirate monkey 

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."
Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.
pirate monkey by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005

Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey 

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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monkey-pirate-ninja 

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.
that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

Butt Pirate Money

A pirate that gives up his butt for money
Watch out here comes Butt Pirate Money, clinch your bootyholes