Pipe Muncher 

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent. They do not wear clothes and are very wrinkly. Pipe munchers d'well in the walls of peoples home and munch on pipes as well as scratch oh the walls. They tend to sound like animals such as cats and or dogs scratching somewhere in your house. Pipe munchers come out predominantly at night to munch on pipes.

The Pipe muncher is munching on the pipes again.
Do you hear scratching, it must be the pipe muncher.

Pipe Muncher by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

pipe muncher 

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent that lives in everyones walls. They come out at night and munch on pipes and scratch at walls. They steal pets and raise them as new pipe munchers. You will occasionally see them peeping through vents at night.

Wow look at that huge pipe muncher. its so munchy.

pipe muncher by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

pipe muncher 

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

pipe muncher by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020

pipe muncher 

A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!

Dude i think i saw my pipe munchers whiskers last night!

pipe muncher by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020

Pipe muncher funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The whole pipe muncher nation gathers in the walls and shoves the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. A missing pet is now raised into a baby pipe muncher and replaces the dead pipe muncher. The shoving of the pipe muncher down the pipes creates clogs and hair balls.

1. My pipe muncher died so I got to hear the pipe muncher funeral through my walls.
2. Im hearing the pipe muncher funeral in my walls once again.

Pipe muncher funeral by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Pipe Muncher Funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The pipe munchers gather in a house and shove the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. This causes clogged pipes and hair balls. The dead pipe muncher is replaced with a baby pipe muncher.

1. What a loud pipe muncher funeral. 2. That was a beautiful pipe muncher funeral. 3. I want a pipe muncher funeral.

Pipe Muncher Funeral by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.

1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.

Baby pipe muncher by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020