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Pink Wallet
Pink Wallet by Steven Snow June 7, 2011
pink dick wallet
pussy, vagina, snatch, twat, cunt, stinky peach fish, you know that gash between her thighs/ where you wish you were...
pink dick wallet by recklessahoy August 7, 2006
pink saussage wallet
n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt
pink saussage wallet by jack August 7, 2004
hot pink sausage wallet
slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina
hot pink sausage wallet by UnholyConfessions June 13, 2008
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet by 97BlackSE (Kyle) May 13, 2005
Pink Padded Penis Wallet
Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009
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Slop Grenade
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Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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