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Poopie Paralyzer
When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014
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Paralyzer
A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017
paralyzer
When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008
The Paralyzer [Paralyzer]
When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009
paralyzer
When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
paralyzer by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008