Skip to main content

Poopie Paralyzer 

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
Poopie Paralyzer by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Paralyzer 

A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.
Paralyzer by IronicTrollFace January 4, 2017

paralyzer 

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008

Pinkalyze 

To be bent over, as inspired by the blue stick man bending over the pink one.
That final exam totally pinkalyzed me right in front of the entire class.
Pinkalyze by dwc_99 December 9, 2008

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] 

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

paralyzer 

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
paralyzer by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008