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Pillowtopper 

A gay male who likes to fuck a bottom (generally known as the "boxspringer" ) through a mattress.
Hung Pillowtopper looking for insatiable boxspringer.
Pillowtopper by down dick September 7, 2009

Pillowforting 

Pillowforting is to when you construct a fortress out of pillows and/or blankets for the express purpose of disguising sensual or sexual contact as innocent. This is typically done by teenagers who want to hide their actions from parents, siblings, or friends, but it can also be done by anyone who wants to kiss or fuck while cozy.
Example 1:
Person A: Do you want to make a pillow fort?
Person B: Hell yes.

Example 2:
Person A: I pillowforted Person B so hard last night that the ceiling collapsed in on us.
Person C: Damn, did you get caught?
Person A: No, we kept our clothes mostly on anyways.

Example 3:
"Pillowforting is my favorite way to make out with my partner."
Pillowforting by Dyspros February 6, 2023

Pillowsophical 

The act of being abnormally good a philosophy while in a sleep-deprived state.
Guy 1: "Sorry, I don't mean to wake you, but I don't like this feeling of indecision."
Guy 2: "Its okay I know what you mean, I'd rather know I had nothing than not know what I had."
Guy 1: "Thanks bro, that was almost pillowsophical!"
Pillowsophical by ElBurtismo November 5, 2010

Pillowfluffer

one who fucks pillows and then cums all over themselves
dude you totally fluffed that pillow this morning you sick pillowfluffer!!!
Pillowfluffer by Thundergod Thor August 5, 2008

Pillowfort 

A new blog platform in beta as of Dec.2018 aiming to do for fan blogs what ao3 did for fan fic due to the mismangement of Tumblr.
Hey did you here Tumblr is purging all "adult content?"
No, that cant be right I got 12 ask from porn-bots yesterday.

Yeah, it was supposed to purge bots but instead just flagged user content and deleted a bunch of real user accounts.
Fuck it, I'm paying to join the Pillowfort beta. I need porn comics

Pillowsophical 

A genre of pillow talk that is philosophical and contemplative in nature.
Their post-coitus, pillowsophical conversation was about human nature and the ways of the world.
Pillowsophical by Emmetmdi January 14, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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