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Pillowfort

A new blog platform in beta as of Dec.2018 aiming to do for fan blogs what ao3 did for fan fic due to the mismangement of Tumblr.
Hey did you here Tumblr is purging all "adult content?"
No, that cant be right I got 12 ask from porn-bots yesterday.

Yeah, it was supposed to purge bots but instead just flagged user content and deleted a bunch of real user accounts.
Fuck it, I'm paying to join the Pillowfort beta. I need porn comics
by cybertronisdeadandsoarewe December 9, 2018
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Pillsworth

An idiotic or simple minded person. Similar to plonker.
You’re such a pillsworth!”
by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022
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pillow fort

The most amazing fort where magic happens. Its soft fluffyness will protect you from damage. Although, it doesn't do much good against a flamethrower. But still, insulation biatch!
Let's build a pillow fort!
by Nerdbot January 6, 2015
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Pillow Fort

A Magic: The Gathering term for a player who protects themselves with enchantments/artifacts so that they are almost impossible to attack
My fried built a Pillow Fort deck, it's almost impossible to get my creatures through!
by FelixMortem May 26, 2018
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pillowturtle

When a turtle masturbate with a pillow and made this, he’s an evil leader he will wipe your dog .
A jojo fan that sleeps with his grandma
OH NO ITS PILLOWTURTLE THE CUM PILLOW *RUNS*
by Pillowfuckturtle January 14, 2022
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making a pillow fort

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.
e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."
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Pillowforting

Pillowforting is to when you construct a fortress out of pillows and/or blankets for the express purpose of disguising sensual or sexual contact as innocent. This is typically done by teenagers who want to hide their actions from parents, siblings, or friends, but it can also be done by anyone who wants to kiss or fuck while cozy.
Example 1:
Person A: Do you want to make a pillow fort?
Person B: Hell yes.

Example 2:
Person A: I pillowforted Person B so hard last night that the ceiling collapsed in on us.
Person C: Damn, did you get caught?
Person A: No, we kept our clothes mostly on anyways.

Example 3:
"Pillowforting is my favorite way to make out with my partner."
by Dyspros February 6, 2023
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