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pilgrimage 

slang for going to lay a huge brick, in some unexpecting loo.
john: im going on a pilgrimage...
$ami-g: not in my fuckin bog, u bitchass fool.
you're goin the right way for a mushroom slapping!
pilgrimage by ---Sam--- December 12, 2008

pilgrimage 

Pilgrimage is so wierd and kick ass at the same time.
pilgrimage by Yorel March 22, 2004

pilgrimage 

a buddhist must take a pilgrimage to mecca over their lifetime
pilgrimage by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

Pilgrimage Just Do Nothing 

When man goes to Brentford Odeon in his whip or on the bus to watch Big In Japan

pilgrimage commute

The intense desire to repeat an old, mundane commute from a distant past stage of life, not for practical transportation, but to re-enter the emotional atmosphere of the person you used to be.

A pilgrimage commute is not about the destination alone. It is about the act of moving through the same route again - the same bus line, train ride, walk, bicycle path, road, or sequence of familiar stops - because that ordinary journey has become emotionally sacred with time.

For it to be a true pilgrimage commute, the route must have once been repeated frequently enough to feel routine or boring, and enough years must have passed for nostalgia to mature. Most importantly, the destination must carry a love-hate charge: a place once associated with burden, boredom, growth, attachment, resentment, and memory all at once.

It is the strange feeling of missing a commute you once find boring, mundane and even hate it
After eight years away, I took the same train-and-walk route I used to complain about every morning, not because I needed to go anywhere, but because I wanted to feel that old chapter of my life again — it was a pilgrimage commute.

scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.
"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."