Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014
Get the Pigs in Blanket mug.When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
by Trpldckng October 26, 2018
Get the Two Pigs in a Blanket mug.A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.
Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?
by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011
Get the Pigs in a blanket mug."Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."
by fatchickluver June 17, 2009
Get the pigs in a blanket mug.1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
Get the Reverse Pigs in a Blanket mug.Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket
by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011
Get the two pigs in a blanket mug.Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
by socalcutie July 19, 2010
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