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Pigs in Blanket 

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.
Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
Pigs in Blanket by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014
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Two Pigs in a Blanket 

When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
Two Pigs in a Blanket by Trpldckng October 26, 2018

Pigs in a blanket 

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.
Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

pigs in a blanket 

It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.
"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."

Reverse Pigs in a Blanket 

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.

two pigs in a blanket 

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.
Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

pigs in a blanket 

Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
pigs in a blanket by socalcutie July 19, 2010
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