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Pigpocket

Noun: a person who steals bacon from the pockets or handbags of others in public places. In most cases bacon is secretly planted into the victims person so as to persuade the public to the opinion that the victim was a Bacon Hoarder.
Bacon Hoarder One: What about that guy, man?"
Bacon Hoarder Two: "I don't trust him, I heard that he is a damn Pigpocket!"
by Mr. and Mrs. Biscuits May 23, 2011
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PigPocket

a girl that a heterosexual male can basically carry around in his pocket to perform sexual favours on command. If she does a poor job you scream "SOOEYYY" at her until she leaves, and then she is no longer your PigPocket and you have to find a new PigPocket who will suck n' fuck better.
I was unsuccessful in trapping a girl into fucking me tonight, I guess ill call upon the PigPocket to do what she does best!
by MICKEY88888 October 8, 2011
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putpocket

1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket
1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.
by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008
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PicPocket

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (v.)

1. the act of gaining access to all the photos taken at any live event in real-time, worldwide, without asking for them
2. the act of sharing photos at any live event without telling anyone

def. PicPocket ˈpɪkˌpɒkɪt (n.)
1. a person who steals from the pockets or handbags of others in public places pickpocket
2. anyone who gladly shares his/her photos taken at live events knowing that doing so gets them access to everyone else’s as well
3. anyone who has been promised pictures from weddings, birthday parties, Little League games and family reunions who's tired of being lied to and takes matters into their own hands so they never miss out again
4. an Austin, TX based start-up with a cool logo and an even cooler name that makes photo-sharing at live events so easy, it’s almost criminal
NASCAR fan #1: Dude, did you see that wreck at Daytona last week?
NASCAR fan #2: Nah. I was sitting way on the opposite side of the track!
NASCAR fan #1: Me too, but I PicPocket'ed them. Way cool.

future Bride: Honey, did you buy all those cheap, disposable, plastic cameras made in China for our wedding guests?
fiancé: No, sweetie. I decided we're gonna PicPocket the wedding and the reception instead. Everybody has an iPhone5 these days anyway and this way, we get all their photos instantly and can share them online without a hassle.
future Bride: oh, honey. I love you. You just think of everything.

soccer mom #1: Hey, will you send me those pics you took at the game on Saturday?
soccer mom #2: (yawn) that's so old school. All you have to do is download the PicPocket app and you could get everyone's photos instantly!
soccer mom #1: Oh… thanks. Valium?
by SharingIsNotaCrime January 27, 2013
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afro pickpocket

The act of stealing an Afro pick from a black person's Afro, without them realizing it.
Jermaine: Where did you get that Afro pick?

Jeff: I Afro pickpocketed that black guy Jerome at the Clippers game.
by Pickpocketed May 13, 2014
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putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!
by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016
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Reverse pickpocket

When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.
The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.
by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016
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