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Picassoing 

The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.

Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"

"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."

"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
Picassoing by Master-Nate July 1, 2012

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.
they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!
they stole picassos painting by tits February 10, 2005

Picassoing 

The act of dipping the tip of your member in paint, then masturbating onto a blank canvas.
I didnt have a paint brush so I began picassoing instead.
Picassoing by Dwayne Nelco February 19, 2020

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd
what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026