tits's definitions

Laz

Miami's DJ; aka "The Pimp with the Limp"

"Even though everybody's in the zone, Laz ordered another bottle of Bacardi Limon"

by Tits December 3, 2004

nynfo

A person that likes sex or love making with one ar more partners alot!!!

by tits August 12, 2003

Toyz

Guns; i.e. gats, glocks, AKs, Thangs

"These niggaz got toyz, that'll end ya life!"

by Tits December 3, 2004

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.

they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!

by tits February 10, 2005

candy mary

A combination of a candy ass and a sissy mary.

Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!

by Tits July 29, 2006

finklroy

shitting on a chest

u want to finklroy

by tits January 24, 2004

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007