Picani

When an insane girl deep-throats you during a house party for at least 5 minutes

"Bro picani just took my entire cock to her throat for 5 min straight. This is a fact of life. And I'm ashamed."

Picani by fhd1196 February 7, 2024

Emile Picani 

a pure boi therapist that uses cartoons to teach his clients on how to compare their experiences so they feel less alone. he loves quoting all animated series, old and new

person 1: have you heard of that cartoon therapist Emile Picani?
person 2: yep! he was recommended to me by Dot and Larry!

Emile Picani by Welllovehasfailedme October 1, 2020

dr.picani 

a therapist babey who is a dork and loves cartoons

"who's the best therapist?"
"Dr.Picani"
"he doesn't exi-"
"DR.PICANI"

dr.picani by Camsung Galaxy September 5, 2020

Manly Picnic

a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

Manly Picnic by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

picnic bitch

a girl wearing a cute, checkered dress with an open neckline to show off her collarbones.

ashley: ...and i also bought this checkered dress. its really fucking cute. makes me look like a picnic bitch

picnic bitch by wildflowersass January 18, 2019

Bakersfield Picnic 

The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.

Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."

Bakersfield Picnic by P. Gunn October 2, 2013