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piano man 

A song by Billy Joel about why we live our lives the way we do.
The piano sounds like a carnival
and the microphone smells like a beer
They sit and the bar and put bread in my jar
and say 'Man, what are you doing here?'

Piano man.
piano man by SalientAlien September 5, 2005
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Piano Man 

A Nic-Name For The GREATEST Singer/Songwriter Ever Billy Joel
Billy Joel is well know by meny of his fans as (The) Piano Man.
Piano Man by Billy Joel Fan January 20, 2005

Piano Man 

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.
Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
Piano Man by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

piano man 

Piano Man ain't about Long Island faggots!!!!!
It's about L.A. you stupid conservative wannabe-Bronxite assholes!!!!
piano man by Rizzoto January 6, 2005

The Piano Man 

A character in a murder mystery game who dies as a result of, most likely, poisoning. Alias- Dennis Chase. Also guilty of anal rape.
Dennis Chase, the Piano Man, ass raped me when I was leaning in my car to get my cigarettes!
The Piano Man by Wooly Willy June 10, 2008

poor man's piano 

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
A nickname given to that weird guy who is just insanely good on the piano who despite his weirdness is capable of bringing men to tears and women to orgasm through his playing. Derived from the the Billy Joel song of the same name.
Guy: Who invited that weirdo?
Girl: It's cool. It's just pianoman.
Guy: sweet. Hey man do you know how to play (insert song title) ?
pianoman by Pianoman102283 March 30, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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