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pickaxe
An itch located deep within the anal cavity. One runs the risk of their appendage smelling like fecal matter if (s)he so chooses to take it on.
Example 1
Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!
Example 2
Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!
Example 3
Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!
Don: Why are you walking so funny?
Craig: Dude, I got a pickaxe!
Example 2
Don: Dude, you picking a wedgie?
Craig: No I just have a major pickaxe!
Example 3
Craig: Dude, smell my finger!
Don: Why?
Craig: I just took care of a pickaxe!
pickaxe by fartmaster69 October 26, 2011
Pickaxe
A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.
Pickaxe
The grotesque and egregious act of placing your palm onto your shoulder to make the shape of a large bludgeon and then shoving it in ones anal cavity till they either die or are completely unfixable by any surgery.
After John got done beating Chris in basketball he began to pickaxe him while the other players held him down.
Pickaxe
Where during fellatio, the female giving said fellatio, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male's dick-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.
Bob was really enjoying Kim's blowjob, until she decided to Pickaxe him as revenge for giving her The Shocker earlier that evening.
Pickaxe by The Prariedogs January 12, 2010
I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!
I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth! by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021
got our pickaxe
got our pickaxe by BottomDop March 16, 2022
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