1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.
2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.
1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?
Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!
2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!