Photoguy is a bad-ass mofo who takes pictures of everything. He LOVES his job 'n shit. he usually takes pics of naked ladies but sometimes takes pictures of dead people and 'splosions
My friend Peter showed me his pics from a recent trip he took to Los Angeles with his girlfriend. Surprisingly, he looked gay in every picture. I never realized how photogaynic he is.
A disgraceful, disgusting person who roams the earth causing trouble towards anyone who looks in his eyes. He does whatever he wants and texts whatever girl her wants. He creeps and harrases young girls and a juvenile age. He goes above and beyond to ruin the lives on innocents and teams up with older men to hunt little girls. During his young age, he trains to become a harraser and once he fulfills his 18 years of life, he will unleash into the unkown and cause mischief amongst his grandmama and papa. No one likes him and everyone avoided contact within 90 acres of land. His own mother aborted him at a very young age because he had too much milk.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."