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Photo fuck 

Person who is a "hipster" wannabe that takes way too many pictures that have no meaning.
There are way too many photo fucks in this coffee shop.
Photo fuck by Evelyn&Denise May 15, 2016
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Photo Fuck 

When you post a picture on myspace/facebook because you think it looks good, and just happens to be your favorite picture you have in your albums. Then someone comments it saying some of the rudest things possible, fucking you over by ruining your self esteem and therfor making you remove most of your pictures.
Picture Owner: *Thinking to themself* Man, I spent forever photoshopping that picture, it looks so good! The best I'v ever done.
Photo Fucker: *Comments picture* This picture would be okay, if it wasn't for the fact you have the worst acne I'v ever seen, and the hair and eyes look so fake. Try getting good at photoshop before you actually post your crap online, ugly ass fuck. I hate you.
Photo Fuck by Sora Kuro June 7, 2009

Photobucket 

This image or video has been moved or deleted.
Photobucket is so glitchy...
Photobucket by gcncc October 27, 2012

Photosuck 

Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.
The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.
Photosuck by rperazag May 3, 2010

Photobucket 

Good for editing pictures, but not good when it "terminates" your account for violating the Terms of Services, when you have not.
"Man I am so pissed off. I tried to get on my Photobucket account for the first time in a while. It said I violated "TOS". What the hell?!"

photosucked 

A photo, usually a model or celeb, with makeup and photoshopped so bad it looks like a plastic. Like, skin with no pores, someone else's nose, all-new boobs, 20-inch waist, etc. Most published pics are like this. Unhappily, lots of people think that person really exists and wish they looked like them.
That pic of Lady Gaga is so crazy photosucked she looks like a cartoon.
photosucked by TheCurmudgeon December 14, 2010

Photobucket 

A website used to upload pictures onto the internet for public viewing, mostly among online friends.
Okay, I just finished my drawing, lemme scan and put it on Photobucket.
Photobucket by Joshua Squires September 17, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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