phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya August 22, 2016

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

phoney phoning

to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:

1. too look cool and like you have friends or

2. to avoid certain situations

reason number two is the most respectable one.

1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.

2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.

by fatima mcbringuade May 26, 2008