Phony Pony

Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.

Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.

That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!

by Joe Gayle February 21, 2003

phony pony

Fake hair, specifically a fake pony tail.

"Cute hair."
"Girl, that's just a phony pony."

by Judy Birgen January 6, 2009

phony pony

A V6 Mustang made to look like a Mustang GT or a Cobra, a Mustang GT made to look like a Cobra!

I tried to go race that Mustang, but it turns out it's just a phony pony.

by Trans Am Cammie January 1, 2007