Phonosect 

fəʊnəʊsɛkt

Pronouncing words one syllable at a time

Anna: I love "po-tai-toes"
Cate: Stop Phonosecting!!

Phonosect by Aeronol January 13, 2014

phonosentation 

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.

Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.

phonosentation by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Phonosexual 

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.

"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.

Phonosexual by AAres January 25, 2010

phonoreconnaissance 

Phonographic / Vinyl reconnaissance, esp. for dancefloors, designed for dropping dirty beats instead of dirty bombs.

His phonoreconnaissance skills show through his turntablism and ability to shake booty as if it's his birthright.

phonoreconnaissance by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

phonometrographer

Someone who measures sound, as a poet or a song writer does intuitively, in her/his mind.

“Whitney Houston and Jim Morrison were natural-born phonometrographers.”.”

phonometrographer by Hot Writer May 27, 2020

Phonosynthesis 

The process by which phat filled wax converts sonic coincidence into dance-sick stomping grounds in orgasmic compounds, and known to dehydrate carbon-based lifeforms while accompanied by simultaneous release of "Oh!" and "Again!".

She was a Freshman minoring in Biology before she attended her first rave, where she claims to have experienced Phonosynthesis from the DJ's records. Enamored by the beauty of Vinyl, she transferred to Old School and changed her Major to PLUR-ology with a minor in Cut-n-a-Rug.

Phonosynthesis by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

photoseptic 

When a relatively good-looking person looks like shit in photo after photo.

Get that camera outta my face...you bitches just want me in the picture because you know I'm photoseptic!

photoseptic by tpoo July 16, 2010