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Phonosect 

fəʊnəʊsɛkt

Pronouncing words one syllable at a time
Anna: I love "po-tai-toes"
Cate: Stop Phonosecting!!
Phonosect by Aeronol January 13, 2014
Words you can keep

phonosentation 

Blending When a someone performs a presentation about phonology. Then the act of performing a presentation on phonology can be referred to as phonosentation.
Hey, Hatem, your today's phonosentation is wonderful. Keep up the good work, bro.
phonosentation by Sharabas November 23, 2017

Phonosexual 

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.
"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.
Phonosexual by AAres January 25, 2010

phonoreconnaissance 

Phonographic / Vinyl reconnaissance, esp. for dancefloors, designed for dropping dirty beats instead of dirty bombs.
His phonoreconnaissance skills show through his turntablism and ability to shake booty as if it's his birthright.
phonoreconnaissance by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

phonometrographer

Someone who measures sound, as a poet or a song writer does intuitively, in her/his mind.
“Whitney Houston and Jim Morrison were natural-born phonometrographers.”.”

Phonosynthesis 

The process by which phat filled wax converts sonic coincidence into dance-sick stomping grounds in orgasmic compounds, and known to dehydrate carbon-based lifeforms while accompanied by simultaneous release of "Oh!" and "Again!".
She was a Freshman minoring in Biology before she attended her first rave, where she claims to have experienced Phonosynthesis from the DJ's records. Enamored by the beauty of Vinyl, she transferred to Old School and changed her Major to PLUR-ology with a minor in Cut-n-a-Rug.
Phonosynthesis by Olli Kopek October 3, 2010

photoseptic 

When a relatively good-looking person looks like shit in photo after photo.
Get that camera outta my face...you bitches just want me in the picture because you know I'm photoseptic!
photoseptic by tpoo July 16, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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